when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet
and tbh, i know the feeling of wanting to see a boob. like i truly understand the desire to see a titty. but there are times when that shit is just not practical like. when fighting. i dont need to see a big set of boobers when someone is killing a dragon because its not even sexy to me the entire time im like “wow that is incredibly unsafe if you get stabbed there you’re done buddy”
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure.